Stories of a Three-Year-Old

Right now, Julianna is rocking in the rocking chair singing Rock a Bye Baby. I am feeding the baby, and the entertainment is nice. Juli comes up with some great tales. The one she is telling now involves a birthday. "She turns fifty-years-old today." "Who?" I ask. The reply, "my cow." Here is some background in case you are confused. Julianna's cow is a stuffed animal given to her by her Great Oma when Reagan was born. She has latched onto it, and loves it. The story continues; "my cow is fat I not fat, I'm skinny."